I love this!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
What!
Have you ever heard of a burger place called 5 Guys? Well, I love their burgers. I could eat one everyday if I thought I wouldn't have a heart attack. Anyway I took Mita, my sister, there a few months ago and we both got pretty full. On our way home I said, "I'm am sooooo full, but it was good." Mita proceeded to say,"Ahhhh...I feel like I have five guys in me!"
I never new my sister was a porn star.
I never new my sister was a porn star.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Knockout!!!
Have you ever been knocked out? I was a pretty bad kid in elementary and junior high. Lots of fighting and misbehaving. With all those fights under my belt :) I was never knocked out...except once. By whom you ask? Well let me get to that.
I remember when I was a kid, maybe 12 or 13, my sisters and I were home alone. Mita was doing doing something in one of the rooms, Marcy was doing a puzzle, and I was just watching TV. I think my parents were at work or something, I cant remember. Anyway...I got bored watching TV and Marcy was sitting right there all nice and quiet doing her puzzle (Yes, Marcy is capable of shutting her mouth...and being nice). So what else is a little brother to do when he gets bored? You guessed it. Pick on Marcy.
I was doing everything in my power to get a reaction out of Marcy. Asking her stupid questions, flicking her ears, making fun of her. You would think any of those would have gotten a reaction out of Marcy, but nooooooo. It was a tiny little puzzle piece. I should have never touched one of those pesky corner pieces.
All I remember was puzzle pieces in the air, Marcy jumping up, grabbing me in a headlock, and punching me in the eye. Down I went! I do not even know how long I was out for. When I cam to there was a puzzle piece stuck to my cheek and Marcy standing over me, clutching her fist and breathing hard.
That's was the first and last time I was ever KTFO. I still ask her stupid questions, I still flick her ear, and I still make fun of her...but I move a lot faster now.
I remember when I was a kid, maybe 12 or 13, my sisters and I were home alone. Mita was doing doing something in one of the rooms, Marcy was doing a puzzle, and I was just watching TV. I think my parents were at work or something, I cant remember. Anyway...I got bored watching TV and Marcy was sitting right there all nice and quiet doing her puzzle (Yes, Marcy is capable of shutting her mouth...and being nice). So what else is a little brother to do when he gets bored? You guessed it. Pick on Marcy.
I was doing everything in my power to get a reaction out of Marcy. Asking her stupid questions, flicking her ears, making fun of her. You would think any of those would have gotten a reaction out of Marcy, but nooooooo. It was a tiny little puzzle piece. I should have never touched one of those pesky corner pieces.
All I remember was puzzle pieces in the air, Marcy jumping up, grabbing me in a headlock, and punching me in the eye. Down I went! I do not even know how long I was out for. When I cam to there was a puzzle piece stuck to my cheek and Marcy standing over me, clutching her fist and breathing hard.
That's was the first and last time I was ever KTFO. I still ask her stupid questions, I still flick her ear, and I still make fun of her...but I move a lot faster now.
Well, Well, Well...
I never thought I would start one of these, but life is good and I feel like sharing. I hope to bring you some stories from the past and present, funny and boring. My sisters will probably be the only ones that read this, but thats fine. Hope you like.
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